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Sup homies! I have 5 seconds of summer, one direction, all time low, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens pics! I also do some horror pics! Have a wonderful day duckies! (:

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

canadian-girl-hates-winter:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I just choked on my food

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cool baby ghost is making the rounds again, at the coolest, babyiest time of the year !

cool baby ghost is making the rounds again, at the coolest, babyiest time of the year !

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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fallenangelscoffin:

Oh god. Demon Andy seriously turn me on

fallenangelscoffin:

Oh god. Demon Andy seriously turn me on

heal-by-hope:

chickendips:

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

heal-by-hope:

chickendips:

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

spookyenema:

like whatever mom emo isnt a phase its a lifestyle 

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recoveryisbeautiful:


Personal Victories  //  Alyse Ruriani, 2014

This is fucking AMAZING.

recoveryisbeautiful:

Personal Victories  //  Alyse Ruriani, 2014

This is fucking AMAZING.